My dad likes to talk to me while he’s in the bathroom. I’ll be sitting on the couch 20 feet away from the bathroom and I can hear him in there peeing or something and trying to talk to me about How Ombama Let Our Country Down or possibly Making Work Friends Your Friends Outside of Work (when my dad talks it’s more like a lecture). I really, really think that when you are inside the bathroom with the door closed it is YOUR TIME. Just like when I enter the bathroom it is MY TIME. On several occasions he has attempted to follow me into the bathroom so we can continue our discussion.