if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
My brother is making old fashioned’s and whiskey sours for us. Then we are going down by the Mississippi to have a bon fire and get even more drunk.
I think I’m getting bored with B, oops.
God damn gemini shit.
You know those situations in life where you HAVE to pee, like the doctor hands you a cup and says “pee in this now” and you go to the toilet and just sit there and nothing happens so you drink 5 glasses of water very fast and still don’t have to pee and maybe trickle something out and then 10 minutes after you hand the cup over you can’t stop peeing?
solved problems, failed, dirtied your hands, climbed obstacles
the sizes of cliffs, and passed through mountains, you didn’t
become a man or woman, you didn’t grow up, you shaped yourself
and in turn; shaped me.” —
-Rakishi, circ. 1956 “My Father Complex”
you walk like a man
but you talk like a fool
you strut like a stallion
but you hump like a mule
- me: i don't want kids
- them: one da-
- me: no