December 2009
“I won’t be the stray coming back just to be fed”
– Brand New
I'm at home for the next two weeks
and so I won’t be on the internet very much. Because I’m busy hustlin. Getting shit done. Making some moooooneeeeyyy and seeing people I love.
I wish my cat were a person, or at least have the...
I feel like we would have so much to talk about. Plus like, wouldn’t it be awesome to have a talking animal? Sometimes my thoughts/life are sad.
She would probably judge me a lot though.
I know waaaay too much about what drugs are coming...
It makes me feel like a deadbeat. Wait real quick while I do a wardrobe change. BRB
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“You scratched my CD you know. You picked it up in clear day light and you...”
– Billy, from The Ringer
I Believe
imamermaid:
iamtea-rriffic:
I believe— that we don’t have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe— that no matter how good a friend is, they’re going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe— that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe— that you can do something in...
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Bright Eyes, Lua
If the world ends in 2012...
I think it would be appropriate for the world to end in 2012. I never really pictured myself growing very old anyway. I’ll be 21 then, so I can go out with plenty of time to embarrass myself and regret many choices whilst intoxicated (legally). The world has to end sometime, so why not then? My only problem with the whole thing is if the world does end in about 3 years, I’m wasting my...
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I'm watching Knocked Up
I love everything about this movie. It makes my ovaries very happy. I think I have a weird disorder where I see cute baby things and want child, like pronto. Possibly the disorder is called ‘being a female’. But seriously. During birth, women like poo on the baby or something.
Me: "Hey look, they're drinking Pabst on TV."
Dad & Brother at same time: "Fucking hipsters."
I am so happpyyyyyaayyyyy
So I’ve been talking to people about finding a roommate for next year, so I can gtfo of my Dad’s basement, and my friends Nick and Brandon agreed that we all need to get a place together. YES! We’re going to start looking for apartments/houses soon. Winwinwinwinwinwinwin
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“I had to sacrifice my youth, my body, my VAGINA!”
“Your...”
– Knocked Up
I'm suspicious of people named Adolf.
You know, Hitler, The Santa Strangler. I’m sensing a pattern.
I'm trying to think of lies to tell my father so I...
That is love for your family right there. I can’t simply tell him, “hey, I fucking hate being here and I’d much rather be at my mother’s enjoying a REAL Christmas”, so I have to think of something believable to let him down easy. “Uhh…cathascancermustrunaway bye!”