You can learn a lot about people from the stories they tell, but you can also know them from the way they sing along, whether they like the windows up or down, if they live by the map or by the world, if they feel the pull of the ocean.
I’m in a relationship and I want to scream it in everyone’s face. It makes me want to talk to strangers and call up old friends that I now hate just to tell them about him.
Life’s not fair
nO ONE IS allowed to talk to me EVER again until this hangover goes away
i heard that every time u rev your motorcycle at 6 in the morning u lose an inch of your penis